Restaurant rules - No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. What if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant serve them?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them?
Why do your feet smell, and your nose runs?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day and then come back for more the next day?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state: Caution - May Cause Drowsiness?
If there’s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called “stand-up” comedy?
What happened to Old Zealand?
Which is the other side of the street?
Who opened that first ‘oyster’ and said “My, my, my? Now doesn’t ‘this’ look yummy!”
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are highways build so close to the ground?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are they called “stands” when they’re made for sitting?
Why do they call someone “late” if they died early?
Why are the adjectives ‘fast as’ and ‘slow as’ often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
Why is chess considered a sport?
Why is it that when you are sleeping it’s called drool but when you are awake it’s called spit?
Why don’t they call mustaches “mouth brows?”
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be “degraded?”
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
What three things would you bring to a deserted Island? Why doesn’t anyone say “BOAT?”
How do mermaids make babies?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?
Why are elderly people often called “old people” but children are never called “new people?”
Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as 4’?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
How can a product be new and improved? If it’s new, what was it improving on?