Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to put your two cents in…. but it’s only a penny for your thoughts? Where is that extra penny going to?
Once you are in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you in a movie, but you are on TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse still drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They are both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window.